https://pornlink.com/channels/the-minion/ Thu 04 Jun 2026 22:47:06 +0200 https://pornlink.com/video/328840/disgusting-minion-fucks-pretty-teen/
Before she was Shawna Lenee she was Kara Bare. In fact, before I was a greek God I was skinny...imagine that. Shawna Lenee has perfect natural tits and is 5'2'' which is weird because I didn't think they stacked. She came to me from Ohio where there's nothing but bowling and some museum dedicated to rock and roll. It should have been a museum for bakery rolls but that's neither here nor there. Right off the bat Kara Bare brought this bitchy attitude that I've gotten used to from these stupid porn sluts. There must be something in the water in Ohio because she gathered enough strength to push me over on my bench. Actually, I have been losing weight so that must have factored in there. The cunt made me lick her high heels and eat dog food but I did since her tiny snatch was merely inches from my 3rd leg. I almost had to go the the E.R for hypothermia since she drenched me in my favorite pose. Good grief. ]]> Thu 25 Dec 2025 12:19:35 +0200 https://pornlink.com/video/328840/disgusting-minion-fucks-pretty-teen/ https://pornlink.com/video/325886/the-minion-gives-jennifer-loves-spluey-a-second-shot/
Christina Agave aka Jennifer Loves Spluey keeps re-entering my world. I thought I got rid of this anorexic cockroach but I guess I was wrong. I hadn't drained my testicles in quite a while and had some "fuck you" cash so why not give this Mexican jumping bean another shot? Before I knew it she had the hose turned on full blast all over my studly body. Jennifer Spluey should have turned the hose on her face and blast off those horrible eye-brows she had. It looks like she used a marker or a sharpie to draw those things on. Looking back, I shouldn't make fun of her face since it must be difficult to do your make-up while you swing at a pinata. ]]> Wed 24 Dec 2025 13:27:43 +0200 https://pornlink.com/video/325886/the-minion-gives-jennifer-loves-spluey-a-second-shot/ https://pornlink.com/video/322771/it-s-not-katie-ray-s-proudest-fuck/
Porn star wannabe Katie Ray weighs about 1/3 of my weight. It's too bad she doesn't have a full head of self esteem or she would have stayed in college and not gone to task with me. Katie Ray is 90 lbs of tits, ass, and pussy. Hell, does she even need a name? Do any of these porn sluts truly need a name? Was it necessary that Katie rub food all over my head while yelling insulting remarks to me? No. Was it required that she treat my cock as if it was the last one on earth? Absolutely. Last I heard Katie Ray was selling her ass for a few measly bucks. Someone should send her over a motivational speaker and a so that she can forget all about her ordeal with The Minion! ]]> Tue 23 Dec 2025 11:43:38 +0200 https://pornlink.com/video/322771/it-s-not-katie-ray-s-proudest-fuck/ https://pornlink.com/video/320086/estelle-s-dream-come-true/
I have brought in porn stars from all over the world. Today, I have an English tart named Estelle. Before we get to fucking, the cameraman interviews her about her love for fat men and how she loves fucking them. A few minutes later I give her my Yankee doodle to play with as she feeds me some good old fashioned American food and not the crap those British fucks eat. Last I heard she was without home and living under Stonehenge muttering "no more fat yanks for me" as she shakes back and forth in a daze. Samuel Adams would be so proud of me. ]]> Mon 22 Dec 2025 17:36:28 +0200 https://pornlink.com/video/320086/estelle-s-dream-come-true/ https://pornlink.com/video/317132/south-of-the-border-latina-slut-needed-pesos/
This south of the border Latina slut needed pesos. She must have picked up English as she cleaned my house from top to bottom. "Senor Minion, no mas carne asada on the floor, por favor!" is what she would say time to time. She would see random sluts come and go so she thought she'd put down the broomstick in favor for a meat stick. Our 2 worlds collided as I crossed her border with my churro with passion. Megan's face became a target for my hot white cum salsa. I later caught her in my house, trying to steal a bar of soap......as if she'd need it!? ]]> Mon 22 Dec 2025 11:37:19 +0200 https://pornlink.com/video/317132/south-of-the-border-latina-slut-needed-pesos/ https://pornlink.com/video/313815/jersey-jaxin-tries-to-forget-this-the-minion-scene/
Before she went all anti-porn, Jersey Jaxin was making the rounds and spreading that pussy for all to see. I, The Minion, had to bring in this slut from Texas and humble her if she were to make it big in the game. Jersey sucked on my meat with a look on her face that I can't even begin to describe. The future minion of Shelley Lubben rode my kosher dill and she became the landing pad for my mighty mass. I kept fucking that Texas twat and exploded my goo all over her cute face. Jersey left porn and has tried to erase the memories of fucking on camera. Not.Gonna.Happen. ]]> Mon 22 Dec 2025 04:32:45 +0200 https://pornlink.com/video/313815/jersey-jaxin-tries-to-forget-this-the-minion-scene/ https://pornlink.com/video/310799/the-minion-fucks-asia/
It amazed me that Asia was able to have any kind of career in adult video. I've already fucked that slut before and she came back knocking like a Chinese Food delivery driver. I interviewed the tiny Asian right before chowing down on her MSG infested pussy. Asia got on her knees and put in as much work as her family does when doing the dry cleaning. I wrapped my cock up in order to avoid a case of Bird Flu. The Asian slut wasn't too happy when I dropped my soy sauce....which I couldn't do. Hey, Babe Ruth didn't always hit a home run. ]]> Sun 21 Dec 2025 22:14:55 +0200 https://pornlink.com/video/310799/the-minion-fucks-asia/ https://pornlink.com/video/307830/jasmine-tame-meets-minion/
Jasmine Tame returns to the lair of the Minion and who can blame her? I got the cash and connections to make this slut a superstar. First, however, Jasmine's gotta milk my nuts as if it's going out of style. Years before she got on Howard Stern, Jasmine was sucking my mighty wang for rent. I almost feel bad that she sucked down my nut sauce, but, then again, feeling bad would mean I have a soul- I don't. ]]> Sun 21 Dec 2025 16:15:29 +0200 https://pornlink.com/video/307830/jasmine-tame-meets-minion/